The wives can NOT compete with the rifles.

If she does for you, what X NY Governor

Spitzer's HO did for him, and she looks like

your perfect dream girl, she still can NOT

do for you, what your favorite double rifle

does for you. She can NOT propel anything at

a dangerous game animal and stop it at your

feet, as it's blood stains your boots. She

can NOT transport your mind and soul to AFRICA

with a brief glance or touch. At times noth-

ing can replace her. But at other times it's

all about the rifle and you. It's the simple

honest truth, she just can NOT compete...