I've heard some BS in my time but this takes the cake!

Na, that's nothing!

Ahem, mi, mi, la, la, "I heard it from a friend who, had from a friend who, had it from a friend you've been fooling around " (REO SPEEDWAGON) Great singing voice, eh?

That's how I get my reliable information, rumor, innuendo, etc. Or, at a forum on the Net, where rumors ran rampant, as does bullshit. Keep your sense of humor well in hand, and view everything with a jaundiced eye, and you will do just fine. Dave