Since you took me seriously, I have some land in Florida I'd like to sell you. We'll look at it when the tide goes out. I'm afraid some people on this site are a little too literal. I enjoyed reading Elmer beginning in 1966, but in the end analysis, I'm reminded of Mencken's description of William Jennings Bryan. "He toiled hard and sweated freely, and was not debauched by the refinements of the toilet."