They probably would be crap, you're right.

Believe me, I'm with you here. The world was a better place when the Bamboo Curtain was in place and our goods were manufactured by a wide variety of sources. Now almost all our manufacturing eggs are in one basket, and a hostile basket at that. I'm certainly not advocating moving more production to a country that uses child and prison labour, and operates under few, if any, labour and environmental restrictions. I merely suggested that if anyone were to set up production, it would almost certainly be there, sadly. I'd be much happier if it were somewhere else.