For a long time it was my wife against me and my two sons and life was fairly easy but then all of a sudden I had 2 daughters-in-law and the fresh blood more than evened the odds.

I thought that getting a grandson from each of them would help out but they are still a bit young to be trusted in a plot.... BUT ON THE OTHER HAND when the 2 granddaughters came along they sprung forth from the womb as full-fledged conspirators and the dynamics have changed once more...at ages 4 and 5 I am completely undone by their charms plus they got me a pith helmet for Christmas and told me I look handsome in it.....I think they are ready for some diamond stud earings.