Here's a little story I heard about in Zim last year.

A PH operating in Tanzania had a wealthy elderly German client arriving. He had hunted with the PH before on the concession.

When the PH met the client at the airstrip, the client was accompanyied by his young beautiful wife as a non-hunting guest.

The client informed the PH that he didn't want his wife to get bored and he the client would hunt with the tracker whom he knew and the PH would "service" his wife.

The PH somewhat astounded thought he must have heard incorrectly. "What do you mean, service?"

The client responded, "Full service, whatever she wants."

I believe she went home to Dusseldorf with a smile on her face.