This is off topic, but I found the Saudi Arabian Muttawa website and would like to reply to some of these Nigerians who e-mail me everyday with their phone numbers. I'd love to see the Saudis set a trap up for the scumbags, lure them to their country and then chop their hands off for thievery on a Friday.

If someone here knows Arabic and could read their numerals, please let me know and I'll be grateful for the numbers on the website.