Golf is for sissies...

Some of us old sissies shoot back, and pretty damned straight on.

I take out my golf clubs once every year, just to remind myself that I can get the same great feeling by poking myself in the eye for three hours straight and not have to pay a $120.00 greens fee and $40.00 cart rental. Hell, that will buy most of a box of 470 NE ammo.

Back to the subject...how good a golfer do I have to be..................?