Although I am an "old married man" I have had more than a few offers from members of the fairer sex to accompany me on a safari....to go along, free of course, "for the ride"

. I must admit one or two were tempting

and I've heard the expression "what happens in Africa, stays in Africa", but I somehow found the good sense to say no thank you....after all, a real man doesn't allow himself to be used a sexual object..does he?