A story I was once told .....

A PH had an italian client come out with his mistress. Wife and kids were back home cooking pasta.

They were a lively pair and made the camp in the evening a fun place. The client hunted well and his girlfriend came along for the ride (pun intended) and also the hunt.

But there was a very strict rule.

Two cameras were used for every trophy photo. One photo would be taken with the grinning ear to ear hunter and girlfriend. The other camera was used with just the hunter in the photo.

One time the PH decided to play a joke and "accidently" put the wrong camera to his eye for the photo of Mario and Maria by the kudu ...........................

"NO NO, WRONG CAMERA! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"