For those of you who find this story coarse, I apologise in advance, but I've gotta tell you anyway.

On my first ever hunt with clients in Mozambique, on the first evening of the safari we were sitting in the dining area and being served (silently) by a very impressive black waiter. He was dressed in a nice white safari suit & gloves with a bright red sash and fez and he performed flawlessly. At the end of the meal the camp manager asked if anyone would like some cheese and biscuits..... the client replied yes that would be nice, what cheese do you have?

The waiter drew himself up to his full height, cleared his throat and utterd his first words of the evening..... he said "Sah, we have blu chiz, we have yelloh chiz and we have kok chiz"........ damn I nearly fell off my chair laughing!

That was the only time we saw the suit... the rest of the time he wore a bloody old T shirt and shorts.....