Steve,

Dare I ask if you have also started wearing other body jewellery to go with the Maasai bangles? A couple of nipple rings would perhaps be the perfect accessories for the "John Taylor Safari Suit"?

I can imagine the story the newspapers would print:

"Brave white hunter was penetrated from behind by a randy rhino. He was unfortunately imobilized at the time, and thus unable to shoot at the charging beast. The reason being that his various body piercings got stuck on a thorn bush while trying to escape thru the jesse in his birthday suit!"

Erik