Hopdoc-

I'll stand up here to accept your invitation to a DG hunt with you where you pay my travel, expenses, and trophy fees.
I'd even be happy to let you cover the taxidermy and shipping fees for my trophies.

Please accept my application first for the fully funded dangerous game hunt. As I'm a bit occupied with the little baby girl and young wife, I'll need a few months lead time in order to get my schedule straight.
Feel free to contact me here via the site and we can go from there.

In return, I'll get you out for a little dangerous game sport here in the Oakland,CA area. I promise a very thrilling and rewarding experience.

--Tinker