Mike,

WTF is scrapple? - sounds like you need some civilised cuisine! Actually, the Dutch here have a few slightly dodgy recipes also. Hell, the only place you can get anything approaching a decent ruby (ruby = ruby murray=curry) is in Durban

Despite Vegemite, which isn't quite as good as Marmite, Oz has some great food and one of the best meals I've ever had in my life was at Doyle's on the beach.....