Allen,
Just come out of the closet, get yourself a double.

Or.

Next time you do a hog hunt in Texas, let me know.
If at all possible I will let you hunt with one of my doubles.

Or even better, go on our next DRSS hunt.
You could shoot and handle @ 10 or more doubles.
You can use one of my doubles on that hunt too.

You can bring some of your nice Bolt Rifles, we like them too.