It's a shame to have to make these decisions, although I'd much rather have this problem, than the one my wife has to make when she's trying to decide what to wear for a night out.

When we moved into the new home 3 years ago, I packed up everything myself. Would you believe she had 167 pairs of shoes

-shoes mind you, that didn't include her boots. She hasn't asked me what a new rifle costs since then.