My wife and I built a new home 2 years ago, and for the past 3 months we've been working with a decorator to help us put in the finishing touches. Well the decorator was here early this morning, and she told me that I need 2 more Zebra skin rugs for the floor of my trophy room. Now I've got to go back to Africa on another Safari. Oh well, I suppose we all have a cross to bear.

Joan said that the decorator didn't say I had to go back, just that I needed the rugs. Somehow it just didn't come across that way to me. What do you think?