BigFive

That is why - and you know I always tell the truth

- I always hunt in a shirt with studs rather than buttons - so it can be ripped off in a hurry.

Usually it is a ravenous feline that does this in a hurry, but I guess it would come in handy elephant hunting.

If I couldn't get it off myself quick enough I guess the ele could just rip it off for me - along with arms, legs, head. I heard they can play a mean game of football with a head

PS Have you been back to that Jo'burg pub / restaurant yet to check it out better ?