It's about time these people realised it's all in the mind.......... I've tried rhino horn and it doesn't work at all..........every time I tied the bloody thing on it was so heavy it just fell off!!!!

On a slightly more serious note, one of my trackers came to me the other day and told me that he had been married for 5 years and still didn't have any children......could I offer any advice. So I sent him to the local doctor. When he came back he had changed out of his normal tatty clothes and was dressed in a very smart top hat and tails, with razor sharp creases in his trousers and bright shiny shoes.......when I asked him what it was all about, he told me that the doctor had examined him and then told him he was impotent......and h had decided that if he was impotent, he was going to dress like he was impotent!

Sorry to abuse your thread Erik, but my sense of humour just got the better of me!