Just bring back the w'hog tusks if you get one. Make sure the Zebra skin includes the head as the new method of mounting has the head on the cape.

Don't forget to take your gun (yah, sure, but double check everything). Your doc should be able to give you something for pain and sleeping on the jet.

DON'T drink alcohol with the malaria medicine for at least two weeks after taking the last pill. Bad hallucinations can result. Ask me how I know.

Bring at least twice the spending money you plan. Credit cards cost money, yes. Getting a Nyala, or such will stay with you looong after the credit card turns to dust.

Weight restrictions ... Make three piles; one that has what you absolutely can't get by without; one that has stuff you need and one that has all the bits and pieces that will make the trip pleasant.

TAKE ONLY THE FIRST PILE Oh, and don't forget the rifle.