Okay, here's a deal for you fellas. If NitroExpress.com will supply the rifles, cartridges, daily rates, trophy fees, etc... and a small stipend per year (negotiable of course) I will go to Africa test each of these rifles and their ammunition on all matters of plainsgame. Testing shall run for 20 years or till I'm run out of country (or continent as the case may be).

I will procure the appropriate attaire consisting of knee high patent leather boots, flouncy pants

, shooting jacket, monocule, and pith helmet.

Please send your negotiable offer in the form of a PM to me.

Thank you, good day sir.