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don't wear cams.
respect the locals.
have the right "body language" for the circumstances (loose and slow movements and no stridin' around like a Belgique "colon")
have a sense of self deprecating humour. (and use it!)
be prepared to "suck up" to officialdom as circumstances require
be prepared to negotiate on issues over at least several hours if not more and sit down to do it and get some food to ease the process.
understand body "space"
DON'T confront the locals with direct eye contact!
Don't hit on the wimmin! (if you even think abt it they will know)
have enough WELL USED equipment that it appears you know the ropes.
have some French language skills.

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All of the above has worked for me in various circumstances throughout Africa.

In addition, I would add that it is important to not let it show that you are scared or intimidated. Showing this will add fuel to their fire and assure them that you are an easy target that will give in shortly. Behave in a neutral, polite way, with a smile (but not a shit eating grin!). Do not show impatience or that you are in a hurry. Unless you want to fork over money for nothing.

All of the above has helped me thru over 20 African countries without giving into bribes/baksheesh/cadeau, even with guns being waved and pointed.

As for hiding money, as John has mentioned there are lots of places if one uses ones imagination.