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For that matter, a deer probably won't notice a man in blue or pink and purple polka dot stockings wearing a flamenco dress and a top hat sucking on a king-sized lollypop as long as he keeps still and doesn't send his wind into them and keeps the sucking sounds to a minimum.

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I'm looking very forward to seeing the photos from your next safari.

Mascara and lipstick wouldn't be out of place with that outfit either!