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For that matter, a deer probably won't notice a man in blue or pink and purple polka dot stockings wearing a flamenco dress and a top hat sucking on a king-sized lollypop as long as he keeps still and doesn't send his wind into them and keeps the sucking sounds to a minimum.







Now there's quite the mental image. I'll bet any deer glimpses that spectacle would have to go back to his buddies shaking with laughter saying "You guys ain't gonna believe this! You gotta come see"

Hmm, might work although it'd probably (or should) get you shot and who wants to be found like that!