Ha! Ha! If you only knew how much I hate those suckers! I must have watched too many horror movies when I was a kid

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Then to top things off, that night while lying in bed filling out my journal of the days events, I found my bed covered in wasps or hornets (I don't know the difference between them). They were dropping down from the thatch ceiling/roof. These guys were huge-2 to 3 inches long, black and yellow in color. Oh, did I mention I'm alergic to bee stings

? I never knew that this middle aged, fat man could move so fast. Turns out that there was a nest of them between the bricks, and the thatching of the roof, and the unseasonal warm weather we were experiencing must have stirred them up, and my light was attracting them. Fortunately they were rather docile, and non agressive. I grabbed a spare pillow and blanket and went to the lounge to sleep. The next morning when the staff came in, of course they had no idea I was in there, and our female cook let out a scream that could have waked the dead