I tried all day to call Ray, but his line was busy...must be selling these safaris like crazy.

Could I use my slingshot if I load it up with 900 grain Woodleigh bird shot? I got 8 guys from the syndicate, but all they shoot are 22 L.R. Ruger pistols with silencers...but they do pop everybody...err..uhh...everything at close range...right behind the ear, so that should be no problem. Maybe they would pay a courtesy visit to PreZ Mugabe??

Do I get a $55.00 discount if I show my PETA Life Member's tatoo of a sea otter being skinned alive by Cleveland Amory?

I'll pack my WWII Duce& A Half in my carry on bag to haul out the dead...and bring my vintage Walt Disney Bambi Edition skinning knife...

Can I buy two of these...? Maybe Ray's off the phone now...