Folks,

I’ve just signed a contract with the Botswana Game Department in Harare. They wanted me to correct the serious Elephant overpopulation problem. So we are offering hunters the chance to shoot driven Elephant as we chase them past the guns in light aircraft.

This offer is only open to syndicates of 6-10 guns and is sold on a daily basis. Each gun will be allowed to keep 2 Elephant carcasses to take home with them.

PETA & RSPCA have volunteered to collect the other carcasses and transport them to Zimbabwe to help feed those poor starving war veterans. The kindly philanthropist President Mugabe has offered to take the tusks away to his palace for secure storage until you can get your CITES licences arranged..

We suggest that you use that fine traditional Elephant calibre of 45-70 with cast bullets for this shoot and if you can bring two or more rifles each, the local asylum will provide loaders at no additional cost.

Costs. The safari begins and ends in Harare Airport on the Botswana – Ethiopia border, and the all inclusive package is US$50 per day…….plus tips. However it is considered extremely bad form if you turn up in a vehicle that is too small to take your 2 Elephants away with you.

We guarantee the only additional charges you will face will be from the Elephants.

This offer is open for 1 day only and bookings can be made through Ray Atkinson.