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On count A, you were doing fine until you mentioned sitting down with that notorious homosexual Lawerence of Arabia and a jug of piss.

Standing there looking at his No. 1 Enfield with the notches cut in the stock at the British War Museum, I wondered for a moment what they were cut for...

Did rather chuckle of the thought of the tourist hunter prodding that pile in the morning and enquiring of their PH of which animal passed this way last night.

Bears in Africa???????

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