Bramble,
When I stop laughing, I think I will do just that (your suggestion). The PH is currently at the Safari International show in Reno and should be back through here next week and when I see him I will offer to do as you said. You have to keep in mind though that this is a guy who has taken all of the Big 5 with a bow so I am not certain how sympathetic he will be.
Xring