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"Life is too short to hunt with an ugly gun."

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Life is to short to hunt with a tomato stake.

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Steady on, old boy! Just because the Savage is ugly, there's no need to relegate it to horticultural duty just yet. At least wait for the hideous plastic fittings to start breaking off first.

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Just referring to the historical tomato stakes M98 and the like, not the current green friendly types like the savage

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Let this be a lesson, boys and girls, on the sad consequences of inhaling the toxic fumes given off plastic firearms.