Geez Ripp you are in strife mate!
No dunny paper & only poison ivy to wipe your date......the missus will not be amused one little bit!
Hope all is safe & well in your little part of the world (as with everyone else in this forum)
Oh & by the way after all the bushfires here the dropbear population have exploded......just hoping all the 'greenies' go bush - one can only hope & pray!
Cheers
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