Dynamiting the trout might even be quicker.

Spotlighting the deer? Yeah, ha ha. The way many bastards do get their "trophy" and then show braggy photos of it ...

Number 4 shot on the quail? May make it actually harder, the quail may slip through gaps in the pattern. Of course it might also be meated up badly.

Maybe a 10 gauge or 12 gauge magnum, either with extra heavy loads of shot is the way to go?!

Good joke post.

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Actually I don't think it would be too hard.

If one DOES score on a sambar in the morning at dawn, has people to do the dressing and dealing with the stag, as they do have on "estates", then one is free to find a good quail paddock. With a good paddock and a good dog, should not be too difficult to get a quail. Right lets make it a "brace" of quail, still not more than a toothful.

Then off to fly fish a trout. No idea of how difficult it is, or the time of day that is ideal. I'm nit a fisherman.

The key would be scoring on a sambar stag nice and early.

And carting along with a huge rat tag of video camera men, sound recorders, make up artists, etc to record the epic event.