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Capstick never let the truth get in the way of a good story! ...and that's the understatement of the year.

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Say it ain't so, Joe!

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Mick,
If this turned out to be true would it mean you may have to sell off or throw away your large collection of elephant tail hair bracelets and linolium leopard suits?