Capstick never let the truth get in the way of a good story! ...and that's the understatement of the year.

Pick something you're familiar with, by your location I suspect you know a thing or two about brownies, then go read what Capstick has to say about 'em. You'd never set foot outside your cabin again after reading Chapter 5 of "Maneaters" for instance. He talked them up, big time! Simple as that.

Regarding colour, lets look at feral pigs. We have black ones, spotted ones, brown ones, occasionally white ones. But Oh Boy! Watch out for those ginger ones! Twice as fierce as the others! Only the bravest of the brave dare contemplate hunting those fearsome ginger hogs! Pity help you if you should come across a ginger hog when armed with anything less than a .470 Capstick!

Pure bollocks of course!