DD

We feed a BIG Croc up north, normally throwing in Geese and such for it to eat. Anyway, one year, (i wans't there) but someone was taking photos of it close to the water.

The croc launched itself at a goose that was on the bank and the bloke shit himself, trying to scramble up the slippery bank.

I believe his legs were going like the Road Runner in that cartoon, the problem was the bank was muddy so he wasn't getting far !!! LOL
Has a photo of the croc in mid air just as it side swiped a tree. Of course the photo is a bit blurred !!!

The tree had a fair dent in it and missing bark from where the croc hit it.

It's that easy to be a "had" past tense person up there.