Spiders on the other hand, are a totally different matter.

That close to a spider and I would have shrieked like Ned Flanders.

Many a good stalk have been ruined by walking into a spiders web. Like the big Golden Orbs. You have web wrapped around you and start doing the "were the F*** is it dance" whilst screaming at the top of the lungs.

On my first trip to Africa I found a Cobra skin and the only thing that stopped me from putting it into my friends cot was that he would have found a big hairy 8 legged nasty and dropped it on me in my sleep.

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