I don't recall if I lost it during the divorce or the last move, but I no longer seem to have saltwater tackle. I'm also missing a baitcasting rod and a tacklebox.

I'm thinking I lost it during the move. She just wasn't that cut-throat.

Now I'm down to a light spinning rig.

I'll probably have to live up to my name and mooch off somebody.

I'd feel worse about it, if you diggers weren't going to be sticking me with the bill for the beer and strippers. So at the very least you can loan me a fishing rod.