Nice big pig, Ben.
That's the way I prefer to get them.

I don't suppose you've seen the 'GW' magazine that came with yesterday's Melbourne 'Age'? It has a very long yarn about pig sticking. Not quite as greenie as most newspaper stuff, it includes how one bloke chases pigs on a motorbike knocks 'em over and hog-ties them. He then chucks them in the back of his 'divvy van' and kills them for the European market when he gets home.